HILFE_04

Full Title: „Hilfe! Meine Mitbewohnerin und ihrer geheimnis KGB-Agent Freund gehen mir auf den Nerven!“

BAD DEUTSCH!

I'm in German III. Just preparing you in advance that this may not be the most natural German ever. x) Also, the purpose was to ask where things were, and apparently "is" is too boring of a verb! Haha, well. WELL. Anyway. x)

SCARY SPATULA! SCARY SPATULA! And Russian. God! I love Russian!

"Lila: Your... pocket...?!
Nelly: Lila, I think I know what's in my pocket, and my cell phone is not in my pocket.
Lila: Uh... oh yeah! I put your phone in my pocket! Haha, mine is broken, so I used yours - hey!
[Phone: Hello? in Russian]
Nelly: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. WHERE ARE YOU. YOU'RE STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR, AREN'T YOU.
Lila: No, he isn't!
Nelly: Lila. Russians. They do these things.
Lila: What do you have against Russians?!"

I certainly have nothing against Russians.